15 Working Mom Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh

Feeling stressed and overwhelmed? Take a moment to read these working mom funny quotes. They’re sure to brighten your day and make you laugh at the same time!

As a working mom life can be pretty monotonous – the same thing every day.

You wake up, get ready, get the kids ready and out the door for school, then it’s off to work and THEN when you come home it’s time to make dinner, clean up the house, etc.

The list could go on because there are so many things a working mom has to do in just one day. But as dull as it can be, there are some pretty strange and funny things that happen to us on a daily basis Just take it from these working mom funny quotes.

#1 – “I often give myself permission to sneak away for a little ‘wine and whine’ session.” – Unknown

#2 – “I am a master at the art of the unapologetic ‘no.'” – Unknown

Related: The Perfect Way to Say No

#3 – “Someone complimented on how great I looked today and asked what I did differently, I told them it was the first time in months that I didn’t put my make-up on in the car.” – Unknown

#4 – “Work-life balance doesn’t exist, you need to strive for a work-life blend. Family is most important but work is also a big part of my life and who I am and I want my kids to appreciate that.” – Unknown

#5 – “There’s a saying ‘If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.’ Working moms BEWARE!” – Unknown

#6 – “I used to hate flight delays when traveling for my job, but now I have 2 kids so now the hour or two in the airport is a luxury.”- Unknown

#7 – “Being a working mom isn’t easy, you have to be willing to screw up at every moment.” – Unknown

#8 – “Us working moms are guinea pigs for an experiment to show the world that sleep isn’t really necessary for humans” – Unknown

#9 – “The phrase ‘working mom’ is redundant” – Unknown

#10 – “Raising kids and running a house keep me pretty busy, too. I also have a little gig on the side called a full-time job.” – Unknown

#11 – “I’m already tired tomorrow.” – Unknown

#12 – “I don’t need any kind of extravagant vacation, I’d just be happy going to the bathroom by myself.”- Unknown

#13 – “I read that there are more CEOs named John than there are women CEOs. I guess I’m changing my name to John.” – Unknown

#14 – “Since I became a mom I’ve changed my heel height from 3 inches to 1 inch.” – Unknown

#15 – “It’s great to work with other working moms, they’re the highest functioning messes I know.” – Unknown

They’re all quotes from real working moms just like you and me, who understand the struggle.

Maybe you relate to some or ALL of these quotes (which wouldn’t be surprising). Like I said before, even though a working mom’s life is hectic and seems uneventful, there are some crazy and funny things that happen, which can sometimes make for a very interesting conversation.