These funny quotes about mom will have you laughing and learning at the same time.
Clarity and focus doesn’t always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you.
— SHANNON L. ALDER
When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
— ERMA BOMBECK
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
— TENNEVA JORDAN
And remember that behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
— PETER DE VRIES
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
— GRACIE ALLEN
[When] you’re dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn’t matter what else is going on. That’s real happiness.
— GWYNETH PALTROW
It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mom says some days are like that.
— JUDIT VIORST, ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY
In the end, Mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.
— RANDY SUSAN MEYERS, THE MURDERER’S DAUGHTERS
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
— FLORIDA SCOTT-MAXWELL
Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?
— NANCY THAYER
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
— MILTON BERLE
It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
— DOROTHY, THE GOLDEN GIRLS
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
— LINDA SUNSHINE
Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we’ve ever met.
— MARGUERITE DURAS
Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
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