These father’s day jokes will have you laughing and learning at the same time. It includes dad wisdom, funny things dads say and conversations with dad to keep you entertained.
No matter what the question is dads always have a clever answer, and we love them for that! Father’s Day is coming up and brushing up on your “dad jokes” will help you with a speedy comeback the next time dad tries to outsmart you and add some humor to his special day.
These Father’s Day jokes that will make the whole family smile. It includes dad wisdom, funny things dads say and conversations with dad to keep you entertained.
If you are wondering what other fun things you can do for dad this Father’s Day here are a couple simple ideas:
1. Plan a family activity such as camping, go-kart racing, a fun sport or paintball!
2. Give him a full’s day rest.
3. Make him his favorite meal.
4. Write him a sweet letter.
5. Make a video of you singing to his favorite song.
6. Create a photo album together with all of your favorite memories of dad.
7. Have him tell you his favorite stories.
8. Build something together.
9. Make a scavenger hunt that leads him to his gifts.
10. Take him on a picnic date.
As you can see, there are endless ways to show dad you care. The most important thing is building new memories (and jokes!) together.
We can’t help but love jokes from dad no matter how corny or silly they are. Whenever you ask your dad a question, it’s pretty much guaranteed that you will get a clever response back.
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In order to celebrate dads this year, we gathered 50 father’s day jokes – you know, things dads say, silly comebacks from fathers—because it’s not a funny father’s day unless jokes are involved.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches
A: A nervous wreck
Dad: Hi, Sweetie, how was school today?
Daughter: You can read all about it on my Facebook, Dad!
Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
Dad Wisdom: Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Dad: I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro, it’s a total rip-off.
Son: I don’t have it.
Dad: Why not?
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
“While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, “Daddy, you’re the boss in our family, right?” The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, “Yes, my little princess.” The girl then continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?”
Dad: How old is your father?
Child: As old as me.
Dad: How it is that possible?
Child: He became a father only when I was born.
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
Dad Wisdom: I had a dream about a muffler last night … I woke up exhausted!
Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hello, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Son: Dad, I’m serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry?
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Dad: I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Q: What did one ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
My dad used to carry around a frayed knot in his pocket just an old tied up piece of rope. Then any time someone asked him something and the answer was, “no”, he would just pull out the frayed knot and say, “‘fraid not!” and he would burst out laughing. Nobody else thought it was funny.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Wisdom: I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Q: Did you get a haircut?
A: No, I got them all cut.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Q: What’s the opposite of irony?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, I think I’ve lost an electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I’m positive.
Son: I’ll call you later.
Dad: Don’t call me Later, call me Dad.
Dad: What is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?
Dad: This isn’t bologna, son, but a serious question.
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey!
Dad Wisdom: Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Son: Hey, Dad, what’s this movie about?
Dad: It’s about two hours.
Dad Wisdom: I gave all my dead batteries away today… free of charge.
Son: Can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
Q: How do you take you coffee?
A: Seriously, very seriously.
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the “p” is silent.
Did you know that Father’s Day was first celebrated on June 19, 1910, while Mother’s Day was first celebrated in 1908? Sonora Smart Dodd wanted a day to celebrate her father, a civil war veteran and single parent, who raised six children all by himself.
As you celebrate your dad this year, whether your dad’s jokes are funny or not, just laugh as loud as you can. They will appreciate it. And because fathers are not always easy to shop for, check out 25 Father’s Day Gifts That Won’t Cost You a Dime.